the new kick

rigorous fitness routine, reading, healthy dietology, music and internetting. if you want to be part of it, screw you, cause part of my new stasis is departing from the everyday life of inter-human dependents. don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that, but I've been leaning heavily on being with people to pass my days. as a form of social experiment or self revolution, I've decided to drastically decrease the number of hours I spend with others. well, work excluded. so, if I don't see or hang out with you guys, it's because I'm trying to avoid everyone, it's definitely not because I hate you or you've done something. seriously.

thats it

day off. today. sunday. nothing to do. watched tv, smoked, ate, and recorded stuff. it's half past noon right now, n I don't feel like doing much. motivation factor is on the downward slope during theese hours of nothing. but the real question is, what should I be doing in place of nothing? reality is, when you have a day off, you shouldn't really do anything all day. I almost want to just lie in my bed and skim the thin lines of sleeping and waking. am i a lazy person for feeling such animosity towards getting my ass up? no, hell no. I think that everyone wants to be doing what I'm doing right now. it's the most simple method of living. if I subtracted this laptop, and maybe my comfortable surroundings, I would be just like a wild animal. all I have to worry about is how to get food. but eating is even a chore. chores are what parents like to give out. I don't like it. well, i feel like i am wasting energy writing this blog, so I must come to a halt with all this clik claking and go back to staring at my ceiling.

pet my peeves

when I lay in bed thinking about things, i usually commit myself to think on one thing. last night I decided to think about pet peeves. this is another "list" type blog of all my pet peeves.

1. bloody nose in the shower - this occurs mostly when the shower is too hot and I get overwhelmed by all the heat. Or, when I simply pick my nose b4 showering. the only way to finish the shower without calling it a "blood bath" is to pop my head back and soak while I stare at the spiders on my ceiling.

2. text messaging while driving - I swear to god, the most dangerous method of running over people on the street.

3. smelly house - no one likes hanging out at a house that smells like a fishes butthole, or living in it. so, the cardinal rule to not having your house smelling like lambed curry is to not cook foreign food in your house. if you want good foreign food, just go out and eat. it's probably tastes much better that way.

4. pimply back - no one wants to touch someone with a pimply back.

5. battery powered anything - remotes are the best example. its worst when your battery runs out of juice. a remote was invented for people who are lazy. why would a lazy person get motivated enough to go buy batteries at the store? even the task of getting up, getting new batteries from your battery shelf, and then inserting the new battery seem like an impossible task. someone, please invent a kinetic remotes

6. single ply toilet paper - why in the world does my parents still buy them?

7. bluetooth - i never seen it used in a cool way. scientist spent millions of tax dollars inventing this device and the coolest thing you can use it for was trading ringtones and wallpapers between you and your friends cellphones.

8. punctuation - i can never get it right and i never get enough gumption to really take the time to learn it. it just makes the smarter people look smarter and the dumber people look like a horses ass.

9. warm soda - nothing worse than a warm rootbeer to go with your cold pizza. I know, I know, you can get ice and put it in a glass. but who really has the time for that?

10. pet peeves - no matter how awesome you are, you are part of someone's pet peeves. for example, I know people have a problem with me writing blogs about personal pet peeves that they can't really relate to. right?

my will 2007

someone told me that we could die at any given time. so in the name of all that is holy, I give you my will.

scion: creditors, bastards
1960's epiphone crestwood: johnny, I know he will use it well
laptop: shino - always whining to dad that she deserved mine more than I did
bike: cassian - he always needs a ride
"fuck" belt buckle: bret - he would actually wear it
clothes: jut - fit his body and steez the best
drums: phil - cause he's almost alright at it
books: shino - so she can look smart
dvd's: bret - I was with him when I bought most of it
stereo system: becky - I don't know why really
watches: dad - he loves those watches
bed: chaunte - she was there when I bought it
coffee table: chaunte - she was there when I bought it and she told me that she's always wanted the one I was getting
acoustic guitar: erik - because he sucks at it.
pac-man beanie: alison - she has the only other one in provo
cell phone: mom - she could see who I've been texting lately
low rider bike: aubrey - she was the first one to honestly compliment on it
sushi knives: gb - my favorite fellow sushi chef
ipod: lauren - cause hers is broken and I listened to her explain how hers broke 3 seperate times.
what is left of my japanese candy: buried with me suckers
fake dog tag necklace: mom - it could be a memento of me for her to wear
space heaters: andy and johnny - cause their house is fucking freezing
lamps: mckay - I haven't given him anything yet
half of the guitar hero that me and bret bought: mandi - we talked about playing it for the past year or so
magazines and comics: josh everett - he'd probably have them already but he would treat them right
anchor wall hanger: becky - duh
rock climbing gear and the rest of my membership at the quarry: andy - he likes climbing
apollo guitar: I think it would be the coolest thing to find in a grave with someone, and maybe someone will think that I was actually good at the guitar.
headless bass: johnny - he would probably fix it and play it in one of his bands
journals: mom and dad - they'll really know how I was killed.....
bass amp: mckay - papa pistolero beotchs
cd's: shino - cause I want her to be into good music
tool box: D.I. - the tool box sux yo, no one would want it.
records and record player: zac hill - all those nights we smoked in his car listening to music. bong
cigarettes: also zac hill - doi
flowbee: becky - by far the best and most used person when it comes to hair cuts within friends
robocut: becky - same answer as the previous
couch: jun, for puking on his a few years back
misc music gear except for the headset mic: bret - he uses them anyway
headset mic: wink - no one else saw me with it on as he did
the money that I have saved up: shino - needs it to move her ass out of our parents house
vhs: buried in my back yard.

so, thats about all that I physically own. if you want something of mine that I hadn't listed yet, just let me know, I will add you and the item on this list. well, I'm sure you need a lawyer or notary public to notarize this e-document. but, I'm sure someone will take care of that, right?

will updated: Nov. 16th 2007