it's always sunny up my ass

I just felt like I needed to write something since I haven't for such a long time. So if you do continue reading this blog, you might be wasting your time completely. however, I might slip out some awesome secret somewhere in this blog, so if you think you can skim through it, you might miss something. then again, there probably won't be anything worthwhile. but if there is, you might regret it because I might delete this blog due to its worthless content. I guess you can be the judge. speaking of which, I hate judges. all they do is tell people to pay up or go to jail. they must have terrible karma.

today, when I was making sushi for a table of cops, I put a booger in one of their rolls. it felt good. they had it coming. if you ever eff me over, I will put boogys in your sushi too, so watch out. speaking of which, I haven't done any pranks lately. it's killing the little child in me. I need some new ideas for some pranks. I'm sick of all the ones I been doing. The funny thing is, I know that I've been slacking on pranks when people stop blaming me for stupid shit that happens to them. anyhow, let me know if you think of any good ones, or just do it to me. whichever.

why does music sound so good when it's soooo loud? its like sprinkling msg on your sesame chicken, it just adds another dimension, you know? I've been listening to cursive for the last hour, and it rules. the good thing about listening to music really loud is that you can sing along to it and you don't feel that stupid, you know?