Tuesday, April 22, 2008

yep

so I was an hour late to work today. I've never done that. well, except for that one time, when I was so tired, I decided to not wake up. actually, I've been late to work a lot. almost everyday. at least 10 minutes. I get a coffee every morning. even if I am already late. coffee is my vice. it makes my teeth all yellow. it makes my heart beat in all different strokes. different strokes. I never watched that show. ever. not really into the whole, late sixties/seventies tv series buzz. I guess the cosby show is aight. but all the other shows, bores me. I can't relate to it. although I like shows about the sixties/seventies/eighties. freaks and geeks. I can watch that show all day. judd apatow is a great human. he makes great teenager shows.
okay, okay. this blog sucks so far. let me make it up to you.
So, if you found out that your girlfriend was a hermaphrodite, and she got her peepee sliced off when she was an infant, would that be really weird? kinda weird? super weird? fucking weird. yeah. Ken is dealing with it right now on freaks and geeks. I personally would kinda freak out about it. Sam is also gonna break up with his hot cheerleader girlfriend. yeah, she sucks. this show rules. guh night

Saturday, April 5, 2008

DNO

blogging sucks, but I'm back. I don't have any cool pictures or any juicy gossip about provo's finest, so this may not interest most of you. but here's the skinny on my recently's.

I've been watching a buttload of movies this week, and I would like the world to know that movies are one of the most fantastic inventions created by man.

So, I've watched superbad about 4 times this week. now I'm watching evil dead 2...... johnny just assed me if I was blogging, btw. eff him, jk bone. jk bone is your new nickname. I've also watched knocked up, 4o year old virgin, lost in translation and a bunch of studio gibli movies.

Anyhow, I was just thinkin, if movies weren't invented, what would we do all the time? what would you do with your friends? go jogging together? see how many high fives you can do in an hour? talk to each other..... about stuff?

its sad that we take movies or cable tv for granted. There's been a moment in time where each and every one of us have talked shit of the boob toob. hey, its not wrong. it's not wasting time. yeah, eff you. cause, I can truely say that some of the most memorable times I've spent with friends comes from watching movies.

So, in conclusion, friends and movies come hand in hand, like high fives. and if your hanging out with someone that don't like the movies you like, you guys probably shouldn't be friends. kapeeeesh?