they have come to destroy us...

my first memory of America probably would be oatmeal. I was pissed that we couldn't eat fish and fermented soy beans for breakfast anymore. But, my second memory would definitely be July 4th, i.e. independence day.

It really didn't make much sense to me at the time, but now since I've lived here for so long, my eyes have opened, literally and figuratively speaking.

the parades was so strange. our dad would make my brother and I stay up till like 3 in da mornin to go save a spot in front of farrer middle school on center street. by the time the parade started, we would be too tired to even watch it.

in the later years, my dad would host his infamous July 4th bbq in our backyard. the ironic thing was, there were usually no Americans there to celebrate America day. just the good ole asians talking about their kids being on the honor roll.

and then for the finalle, the fireworks.

America, fuck yeah.

just so you know..

... shaq recently spit some hate game at kobe for losing the NBA finals. fortunately, I got to witness this historical event three thousand times via ESPN. unfortunately, I didn't quite get to grasp the whole notion of this "rap" because the FCC decided that it's unemployed, 40 year old day time ESPN winos couldn't handle it.

well, for all yall that felt gipped for not knowing what the came after the word "my"on the whole "Kobe, how my bleep tastes" line, I have some kind of resolve for you. and I wanted to believe that shaq was talking about lil' shaq, but I was wrong.


check it.

I think ghost are real...

pretty good

part deux

change

money, the root of all awesomeness. in many respects, money can be considered a religion. A: everyone seems to believe in it. B: its something that can be used or abused. C: it procreates a certain sense of purpose in people. D: breeds segregation or separation. and finally E: it's all that fucking matters, right?

Hmmm... that came of kind of preachy. lets start over.

Love & Obey the all mighty Muhney or the gods will punish you dearly....... uh.... psych!

So, I was counting up all my change today and I had over 100 bones!!! actually 132 clams to be exact, well excluding the pennies of course. and I hustled 20 dollars from my co-worker, yeah I said it, I effing hustled it, aight. thanks Dan.

Speaking of which, the Celtics downright R. Kelly'd the Lakers 2nite. taste that sweet urine Phil Jackson. Also, for all you a-holes that voted Kobe for MVP not only for the 2008 season, but for game 4 of the NBA finals, you can suck it. Paul Pierce was the MVP yo. nuff said.

only one thing stands in their way...

The epic battle between black and white still rages on.

However, the epicer battle between the celtics and Lakers will come to an end 2nite!!!.... maybe?

btw, for all you fags out there complaining about Magic still being alive even after his whole AIDS thing. Its not because he has HIV negative, its because he's rich beotch!

p.s. Magic, you shouldn't make jersey love to that sacred trophy.